Tag: Humor

“Allow me to explain the good news my religion proclaims,” said the preacher. The master was all attention. “God is love. And God loves and rewards us forever

Metaphysician: A man who goes into a dark cellar at midnight without a light looking for a black cat that is not there. – Bowen of Colwood

There was a young man who said ‘though It seems that I know that I know, What I would like to see Is the I that sees me

Heaven might be defined as the place which men avoid. – Thoreau

A man who took great pride in his lawn found himself with a large crop of dandelions. He tried every method he knew to get rid of them.

The future ain’t what it used to be. – Yogi Berra

Watermelons and Zen students grow pretty much the same way. Long periods of sitting till they ripen and grow all juicy inside, but when you knock them on

Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open. – Thomas Dewar

The master never seemed to have his fill of gazing at his firstborn child. “What do you want him to be when he grows up?” someone asked. “Outrageously

Dhû-l-Nûn was asked, “What is the end of the mystic?” He answered, “When he is as he was where he was before he was.